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Born -- October 21, 1980
Los Angeles, California, U.S.
Socialite, reality TV star, unstoppable juggernaut.
"Starred" in a sex tape, became famous after theentire world saw her get boned by Ray J.
Will endorse almost ANYTHING for the right price ("Cookie Diet," anyone?), was in a ton of men's magazines, released a clothing line at Sears a store she's probably never actually stepped foot in in her life.
Began "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" in 2007, became a household name, signaled the coming of end times for all humanity.
Dated Nick Cannon, Nick Lachey, Reggie Bush and Miles Austin before marrying her true love Kris Humphries.
Divorced her true love Kris Humphries after 72 days Rebounded with Kanye West who instantly wrote a diss track slamming Kris Humphries.
Got flour bombed by an animal rights activist at a red carpet event in 2012 which is weird 'cause she loves animals WHEN SHE CAN WEAR THEM!! Birthed Kanye's baby in 2013. Named her North West yep.
Kimye spawn will completely take over the world very soon, so you might as well just relax and accept it.
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