Top 10 things most girls lie about

1. How Many Guys She Has Slept With -Girls are probably going to minus three, or possibly more depending on how high their number is.

2 “He’s Just A Friend”- All guys have heard this come out of a girls mouth. Eight times out of ten, its total bullshit.

3. How Much She Weighs- Girls are always conscience about their weight. Sometimes though you just can’t include your boobs, ass and brain into your total body weight. I mean all three combined easily are a good extra fifteen lbs. So take your weight and minus a good ten -fifteen lbs and thats how much she tells people she weighs.

4 .“I’ll Be Ready In A Minute” - This is one of the biggest lies of them all. When a girl says one minute it means I’m literally going to keep getting ready tell you yell at me that you are waiting in the car.

5 .“I’m Fine” - When a girl says this, she’s totally not fine. 

6. “It Was On Sale” - It wasn’t, deal with it homeboy.

7. About A Guy She’s Talking To That Their Friends Hate- “Yeah, I totally ended things with him, we don’t even text anymore...” He's actually waiting at her place for her to get done with her friends so they can hangout.

8. “I’m Really Busy With Work And School” - Nope, she just isn’t that into you and means that she just doesn’t want to make time for you, or make any sort of effort.

9. Not Wearing Any Makeup- which actually translates into only wearing foundation a little  under eye concealer and a light brush of mascara.
Last But Not Least.....

10 Touching Her Downstairs- Girls are always like “eww gross I would never do that”, but in reality it happens more often than not. Girls just feel uncomfortable talking about it with you cause it’s personal and makes them feel dirty. When in reality it’s the best. “If you don’t wanna have sex with you, then who else would?